Unboxing

 Behold, this is what happens when a Luddite does an “unboxing” post.

But first, do I deserve to open the box?

Sort of.  I completed many irksome tasks.

Really, I think I have earned this treat because of yesterday’s seven hours at Urgent Care with an anxious and vomiting teenager, a saga prolonged enough that a social worker brought me a cup of tea, with eleven packages of sugar on the side:

So, let us begin:

What did I even order.  I don’t remember.

Oh, it’s going to be a good summer after all.  Check it out!

My hoky photos are intentional btw.  You can tell I am real.